Welcome, friends. I'm Britney.
-insert something witty and pithy that makes me seem a lot cooler than i really am-  Just your friendly neighborhood Cuban Smartass. California. Post-grad. Meow. I enjoy Disneyland and famous men way out of my league. I also enjoy all forms of humor and it takes very little to keep me amused. Please enjoy your stay.
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y’all have never seen flashdance smh

in more disheartening news, selena gomez is now living out a bad fan fiction and our childhood fantasies of dating orlando bloom 


i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”