Why yes, I AM a Disney Princess, thanks for asking
'One gift, beauty rare
Gold of sunshine in her hair
Lips that shame the red, red rose
She’ll walk in springtime wherever she goes!

'One gift, the gift of song
Melody your whole life long!
The nightingale her troubadour
Bringing his sweet serenade into your door.'
-Disney's Sleeping Beauty, 1959




Welcome, friends. I'm Britney. Aries. Twenty one. Just your friendly neighborhood Cuban Smartass. I enjoy Disneyland (obviously) and famous men way out of my league. I also enjoy all forms of humor and it takes very little to amuse me.

Psychology major, Musical Theatre minor. SoCal native.
Things you will see on this blog:
-DISNEY
-Music
-Vintagey things
-Food
-Superheroes
-Cute Animals
-Derpiness/My stupid life
-GPOYS
-MUSICAL THEATRE
-Trips back in time to the mid 90's to early 2000's
-Sexy men
-Fine Literature
-boatloads of sass
-And pretty much everything in-between

Won't you please enjoy your stay? :)
Questions? Comments? Concerns?
Don't be afraid to leave a lil' something in my ask :)














disclaimer: This crazy ho is not affiliated with the Disney company in any way nor represents Disney. Although she DOES own some stock in Disney, I don't think that counts.
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rufiozuko:

if you’re in los angeles next weekend… i would love for you to come see my new play. i wrote it and star in it. there’s a lot of spoken word and at the after party there will be a lot of slowdancing & making out… come hang with me on june 1st.

KAYE. Lets go see Rufio!!!

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opulate:

how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”

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suicideblonde:

Daft Punk Vs Michael Jackson - Billie Jean Get Lucky (Noy Alooshe Mash Up) 

THIS IS AMAZING!  It makes a lot of what Daft Punk and Pharrell are doing on this song/album make sense, from the fashion to the beats to the melody. 

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based-on-fiction:

I choose to believe this is the truth. 

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sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

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Disney Screencap/Gif Challenge

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fuckmeupdarling:

It takes me 2 seconds to go from normal to sociopath when I’m in a busy supermarket

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