Welcome, friends. I'm Britney. Twenty two going on 86.
Just your friendly neighborhood Cuban Smartass. I enjoy Disneyland and famous men way out of my league. I also enjoy all forms of humor and it takes very little to keep me amused. Please enjoy your stay. _______________________________________


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humans have it so great. we can literally crab walk whenever we want to and we’re not even crabs

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