Welcome, friends. I'm Britney.
-insert something witty and pithy that makes me seem a lot cooler than i really am-
Just your friendly neighborhood Cuban Smartass. California. Post-grad. Meow. I enjoy Disneyland and famous men way out of my league. I also enjoy all forms of humor and it takes very little to keep me amused. Please enjoy your stay.

Questions? Comments? Concerns?
Don't be afraid to leave a lil' something in my ask :)


It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 


volleyball is just a more intense version of “don’t let the balloon touch the floor