Welcome, friends. I'm Britney.
-insert something witty and pithy that makes me seem a lot cooler than i really am-
Just your friendly neighborhood Cuban Smartass. California. Post-grad. Whatever. I enjoy Disneyland and famous men way out of my league. I also enjoy all forms of humor and it takes very little to keep me amused. Please enjoy your stay. _______________________________________


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chasertiff:

kingdom-dance:

kingdom-dance:

one time the leg of our cheap-ass coffee table broke and nightmarebeforedickmas and I used packing tape to fix it 

college life

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Did you get it at ikea??? I think we had the same one

we salvaged it from the dumpster, if i recall correctly, because for rich oc people a kind-of jacked up coffee table leg=garbage so megan and i in true redneck fashion stole it and brought it to our humble abode.

kingdom-dance:

one time the leg of our cheap-ass coffee table broke and nightmarebeforedickmas and I used packing tape to fix it 

college life

one time the leg of our cheap-ass coffee table broke and nightmarebeforedickmas and I used packing tape to fix it 

college life

one of my fave character tropes is the attractive silly megadork with a dark past and nerves of steel even though no one would think it and that aspect of their personality appears ever-so-breifly and shocks the hell out of everyone else that they actually go hard as fuck and are terrifying badasses

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