‘One gift, beauty rare Gold of sunshine in her hair Lips that shame the red, red rose She’ll walk in springtime wherever she goes! ‘One gift, the gift of song Melody your whole life long! The nightingale her troubadour Bringing his sweet serenade into your door.’ -Disney’s Sleeping Beauty, 1959 Welcome, friends. I’m Britney. Aries. Twenty one. Just your friendly neighborhood Cuban Smartass. I enjoy Disneyland (obviously) and famous men way out of my league. I also enjoy all forms of humor and it takes very little to amuse me. Psychology major, Musical Theatre minor. SoCal native. Things you will see on this blog: -DISNEY -Music -Vintagey things -Food -Superheroes -Cute Animals -Derpiness/My stupid life -GPOYS -MUSICAL THEATRE -Trips back in time to the mid 90’s to early 2000’s -Sexy men -Fine Literature -boatloads of sass -And pretty much everything in-between Won’t you please enjoy your stay? :) Questions? Comments? Concerns? Don’t be afraid to leave a lil’ something in my ask :) disclaimer: This crazy ho is not affiliated with the Disney company in any way nor represents Disney. Although she DOES own some stock in Disney, I don’t think that counts.Tumblr (3.0; @kingdom-dance)http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2284af15e22e6ffb125f6341ccf7cfa6/tumblr_mh3vsccuo21qlvt53o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77984bedcc77c77c109c2d8e72442939/tumblr_mh3vsccuo21qlvt53o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4976fd7dafd623aa1cfaaabb7fcd0965/tumblr_mh3vsccuo21qlvt53o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec87caec07d090fa90083a626eb063ee/tumblr_mh3vsccuo21qlvt53o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a21663094469ba5c89a5b45402cbf630/tumblr_mh3vsccuo21qlvt53o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a28acbdcef3a7f1196c1c897f40cc9f/tumblr_mh3vsccuo21qlvt53o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.</small></p> </blockquote>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51176909428http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51176909428Thu, 23 May 2013 15:06:30 -0700<p><a class="username" href="http://zeroshiki.tumblr.com/">zeroshiki</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51167651149/my-hair-is-now-almost-light-enough-to-look-like-i">photoset</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51167651149/my-hair-is-now-almost-light-enough-to-look-like-i"> My hair is now almost light enough to look like I&#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>YES. YOUR MAMAS LOVE FMA</p> </blockquote> <p>IM SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH IT SHH BUT I WANT TO COSPLAY HAWKEYE SO BADDDD ijustcan&#8217;tfindpants because I don&#8217;t want the whole uniform just the pants aksjahsfsd</p>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51176891635http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51176891635Thu, 23 May 2013 15:06:15 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/16da27b990a72443a2b8403f26597ee4/tumblr_mn9oygleDG1qa1g1ho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac91d9cb554b471cdc907d10e45c1b45/tumblr_mn9oygleDG1qa1g1ho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>My hair is now almost light enough to look like I should be telling a certain colonel to stop fucking around and finish his paperwork.</p>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51167651149http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51167651149Thu, 23 May 2013 13:01:28 -0700yes that is my male model siberian husky Black Hayatehes actually red solt. riza hawkeye y'allaspiring to that level of badasseryi mean im already a crackshot so thats p much half the battleriza hawkeyefma“If it’s meant for you, you won’t have to beg for it. You will never have to sacrifice your dignity for your destiny.”<br/><br/> - <em>Chelsis Porter (via <a href="http://creatingaquietmind.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">creatingaquietmind</a>)</em>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51162466373http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51162466373Thu, 23 May 2013 11:43:30 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snorlaxatives.tumblr.com/post/43654670287/99-sure-my-neighbors-have-seen-me-naked-through">snorlaxatives</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times</p> </blockquote>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51135056771http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51135056771Thu, 23 May 2013 00:19:04 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1bf48747997ab9ba563f9a5e826ec111/tumblr_mmun5dHuTD1rcnkw9o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d08abb8707c48524a353f1930852b7c2/tumblr_mmun5dHuTD1rcnkw9o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91f0c2d3f785dd03fab5d44a5d4ba172/tumblr_mmun5dHuTD1rcnkw9o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aadb3467f95fd1cdd3028d4c26d8da28/tumblr_mmun5dHuTD1rcnkw9o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0199cffbf321564bbe1b494454edf525/tumblr_mmun5dHuTD1rcnkw9o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/17e1791c8231ddad587a29919786514e/tumblr_mmun5dHuTD1rcnkw9o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disneyismyescape.tumblr.com/post/50504296007/disney-makes-me-laugh-whenever-they-make-something">disneyismyescape</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Disney makes me laugh whenever they make something about Gaston</p> </blockquote>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51130472253http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51130472253Wed, 22 May 2013 22:22:38 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ret0vxWu1r7mecko7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ret0vxWu1r7mecko3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ret0vxWu1r7mecko6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ret0vxWu1r7mecko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ret0vxWu1r7mecko4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ret0vxWu1r7mecko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ret0vxWu1r7mecko5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ret0vxWu1r7mecko8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kittehkats.tumblr.com/post/49727329070/in-the-absence-of-hunger-fear-and-pain-any-love">kittehkats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In the absence of hunger, fear and pain, any love is possible.</p> </blockquote>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51126434229http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51126434229Wed, 22 May 2013 21:10:05 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb76075fdbf3e1553bf30b7ca0f682a3/tumblr_mn0by7H3Ha1sr6ws1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://missmonroes.tumblr.com/post/51091705320/marilyn-monroe-in-gentlemen-prefer-blondes-1953">missmonroes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="description">Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)</p> </blockquote>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51123461312http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51123461312Wed, 22 May 2013 20:25:15 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e029d9e18618bb09072e46bdf073b70/tumblr_mkwigi1hA31s8wc3so1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51123285645http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51123285645Wed, 22 May 2013 20:22:47 -0700<p>For me looking at grad schools is one part ~exciting~ and ~*grand*~ and one part fucking kill me please</p> <p>Holy shit I can get my Masters in fucking Fiji hold up</p>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51123156198http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51123156198Wed, 22 May 2013 20:20:58 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4a41aa58b79e0830d285e6254d62f91/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/79b4e7aadfadc5589c83463c6b777582/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc389b93143017ff404090005f66edbe/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d87c7a060b1affa6794f97e681f4cb7b/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75d6e90e39bcff5dbbd5b970f5275eeb/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9729b65fb18febb3b6f4dae56da63545/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf7101e27836ee69844546f14188dfd4/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f248a68cadc647a12bda289a67bc7609/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vicegrips.tumblr.com/post/51082508814/cosmicremix-extra-vertebrae">vicegrips</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cosmicremix.tumblr.com/post/50978805123/extra-vertebrae-celestialghost">cosmicremix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://extra-vertebrae.tumblr.com/post/50967823590/celestialghost-thisgirlandy-as-a-serious">extra-vertebrae</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://celestialghost.tumblr.com/post/49995199882/thisgirlandy-as-a-serious-drinker-of-gin-and">celestialghost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisgirlandy.tumblr.com/post/49932515306/as-a-serious-drinker-of-gin-and-tonic-this-was">thisgirlandy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>As a serious drinker of gin and tonic, this was hilarious.<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I do the Vodka and soda. </p> </blockquote> <p>This will never not make me laugh.</p> </blockquote> <p>Those expressions are brilliant.</p> </blockquote> <p>The fancy cocktail guy tho</p> </blockquote>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51122881462http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51122881462Wed, 22 May 2013 20:17:11 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5b6feae250bc55d43bdb0f31d7ae251/tumblr_mn7jh18pgE1qa70eyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vintagegal.tumblr.com/post/51075540504/illustration-by-joe-de-mers-for-the-1948-esquire">vintagegal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Illustration by Joe De Mers for the 1948 Esquire Pin-up Girls Calendar</p> </blockquote>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51108275528http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51108275528Wed, 22 May 2013 17:10:52 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/72a60357a3e8f62c0dd94cfbfca70975/tumblr_mn67s0obFO1rg54omo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51105641918http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51105641918Wed, 22 May 2013 16:35:26 -0700<p><a class="username" href="http://sayingitpoetically.tumblr.com/">sayingitpoetically</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51104623348/there-are-so-many-hateful-individuals-on-this">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51104623348/there-are-so-many-hateful-individuals-on-this"> There are so many hateful individuals on this&#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>you know I wish people would realize that being cruel to white people and saying it doesnt matter because theyre white is still racism. sigh. Like you said, just love each other. And stop. Just stop.</p> </blockquote> <p>Agreed. Like its not valid because Europe liked to colonialize and therefore fucked up all the people of the world. Why aren&#8217;t more people pissed off at Britain or Spain? Those fuckers killed so many natives,shit. Its just white people in general. IDK I don&#8217;t want this to turn into a race war on my blog so I&#8217;ll just say: </p> <p>My whole thing is that even if you feel wronged and victimized as a POC, be the fucking bigger person and don&#8217;t treat white people the way you see they have treated you. Turn the other cheek, show that you are better than harboring hatred. </p>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51105280342http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51105280342Wed, 22 May 2013 16:30:34 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9cf481JB61qluaafo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angeldoesstuff.tumblr.com/post/30217400281/heres-angel-at-his-monthly-book-club-meeting">angeldoesstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>Here’s Angel at his monthly book club meeting. He’s usually not very articulate, but he sure had a lot to say about this book: “sexy, hard and potato.” Pretty sure he’s illiterate.</small></p> </blockquote>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51104788631http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51104788631Wed, 22 May 2013 16:23:57 -0700<p>There are so many hateful individuals on this website who use race or ethnicity to bully and be cruel to others who often mean well because they are not knowledgeable of their particular race and culture and like to write them off as racists. They even go so far as to go out of their way to look for people they can shame. Now, I understand that “the white man” has wronged various races and committed unspeakable acts against them, but I think it takes an awful lot of energy and time to be so bitter. It takes away from these people being able to educate others about their culture in a kind way. Two wrongs don’t make a right, and I truly pity those who would rather use their valuable time to hate and scorn rather than share knowledge.<br/> Love each other and be kind please.</p>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51104623348http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51104623348Wed, 22 May 2013 16:21:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8aa6466d36dcb5e90e903c63e0e5b27a/tumblr_mgr1175nQ91rsm741o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51101293258http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51101293258Wed, 22 May 2013 15:36:43 -0700yes.MEGAN.workaholics<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/effabe73137f6ecc12257b0b66af9876/tumblr_mn7hs3HAKt1sp9bnoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51099962365http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51099962365Wed, 22 May 2013 15:19:02 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e59d82e6ba024523d7ed3d19ab5f3f3/tumblr_mmvt5qv4si1rm0jiuo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ccc97f567e3194af2c606e1707bd388c/tumblr_mmvt5qv4si1rm0jiuo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65752b40e02f0b23ab67644c9b889e53/tumblr_mmvt5qv4si1rm0jiuo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/afea195ae68647fe70537d92acd3ebae/tumblr_mmvt5qv4si1rm0jiuo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e28d2c8ed3b18dfce34c75ed46760fa/tumblr_mmvt5qv4si1rm0jiuo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15ef23f7b780677b0ae770caf80850e0/tumblr_mmvt5qv4si1rm0jiuo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51099829340http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51099829340Wed, 22 May 2013 15:17:16 -0700<p>I just ran (willingly- I know, daunting) and now I&#8217;m sitting in the bathroom on my phone scrolling through my dash instead of getting in the shower.<br/> Priorities.</p>http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51099769556http://kingdom-dance.tumblr.com/post/51099769556Wed, 22 May 2013 15:16:29 -0700